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I saw this quote on Pinterest, and it made me think…who do I spend most of my time with?

1. David – I guess that one it obvious, but I sure do wish we could spend more time together! Between his schedule and mine, there are some days that I don’t see or talk to him, and I hate those days! Most couples take their time together for granted, but we look forward to the time that we get to be together. 
2. Diane – I actually probably spend more time with D than anyone since we are together at work for about 8 hours every day (except Friday, that’s just 4 hours!!). I’m so thankful that I have a BWF like her! She makes work worth it – even on the bad days, we have fun working together!  
3. Leigh Ann – I get a double dose with LA. Not only do we work together (at both of our jobs), but we also hang out together. (I’d hang out with D, but she never wants to do anything. I like to say that she hates people!) Since she only works in the AM, I don’t spend as much time with her as I do D, but Thursday nights are Rabbit Nights. I spend most of the afternoon/evening at her house sorting produce and what not.  
4. Savannah – Sav is my work out partner, so on regular weeks I see her at least 3 nights. We also spend a lot of time together on the weekends, especially when David is off of work. She and JL are our Dollywood friends as well. We take a lot of random TN trips with them. Since we were out of town most of this week, I feel like I haven’t seen her in about 12 years. I don’t like that!

I know that’s only 4, but those are really the main people that I spend most of my time with. There are others that I could add, but I would consider these to be my closest friends. In looking at that quote and this list of people, I’d say I’m in pretty good shape if I start acting more like them!

Weekend Update

I am happy to report that there will be no BL stories this week. I am happy because that means I did not have to work with her at all. 

Last weekend and the first part of this week, we spent up in the Raleigh area with my older sister and bro in law. David had an appt at Duke, so we thought it was a great time to get in some family time as well! This was our first time getting a chance to see Mike since his return from Afghanistan! It was so nice to be able to stay with them for a few days and just chill.

On Saturday we went up to Mike’s parents’ lake house and spent the day out on the water. I REALLY needed a day like that since this summer has been so hectic, and I haven’t been in the sun much at all! We traded out our time floating in the water and laying on the dock. After a day on the water Mir made a homemade BBQ chicken pizza for dinner, and we headed back home. It was a perfect Saturday!

On Sunday we went to their NC church, Provident Baptist. They are really sad to be leaving that church and their friends there. It is a great church with great leadership that has really helped them grow during their years in Raleigh. I’ll be sad that we won’t get to visit there anymore too!

Sunday evening after an afternoon nap (duh…it’s Sunday, you HAVE to take a nap! At least that’s how we were raised!), we went to Maggiano’s for dinner. This was the first time that David and I had ever been, and I was EXCITED!! For years I have heard my parents and siblings talk about this place, but I’ve never had the chance to go to one. Mir accrues points on Polly and Blue’s dog food and can turn them in for gift cards. She usually saves them until she has enough points for a Maggiano’s GC. That is one of their fav fancy restaurants.

Maggiano’s is a family style Italian restaurant. Italian as in salads, breads, pasta, desserts. Family Style as in they will bring you as much of your dishes as you want. All you do is ask for more! It is an amazing yet dangerous combination! We definitely ate like fat kids and took home plenty of leftovers that we have eaten all week long!

As if the night hadn’t been great enough, Mir and I got to watch The Hunger Games movie thanks to her friend Laura that had gotten it from the Red Box the night before. The boys weren’t interested, but Mir and I were super excited about staying up late to watch it! Judge if you want, but we both LOVED the books and were excited about the movie. I had actually seen it in theaters, but still couldn’t wait to see it again. It did not disappoint!!

Monday was a chill day. We hung around the house in the AM and then went out to dinner that evening. Mike LOVES sushi. Mir does not. David and I also LOVE sushi. After some coaxing, Mir took one for the team and let us all go to Mike’s fav sushi restaurant. It was YUMMY!! After sushi, we of course needed ice cream (because we hadn’t eaten enough bad stuff the night before!). We hit up the Yogurt Mt on the way back to the house. I’m telling you now, the Caramel Pretzel Yogurt is my new go-to! It was delish!!

Since we had talked Mike into staying Monday night, he had to get up super early Tuesday morning and head back to DC for work. I feel guilty about that, but I’m so glad that he was able to stay and play a little longer! We had David’s appt, so we were up pretty early for that. Mir fixed lunch at home and then we hit the road back to SC. The time flew by, but I’m glad that we were able to hang out!

Although the free lodging was nice, we are still praying (join us, won’t you?) that Mike and Mir’s house in Raleigh would sell. They have officially moved to Virginia in the DC area, but have not been able to sell the NC house. As you can imagine, this is a pretty big burden on them.

More details about the trip to Mir’s later…

Story

I have got to pass a story along. It is too good not to! I am sure you all will thoroughly enjoy it, and I hope that you laugh as much I as I did.

This is from the blog HaHasforHooHas. Based on the title, you can tell that her blog is pretty funny and mostly about or relating to women. 

She posts a lot of those ecards, which I LOVE! You have to be careful with them though. Most of them are HILARIOUS, but most of them are either inappropriate or use foul language. I hate coming across those on Pinterest, because, although they are hilarious and most of my "followers" would enjoy the message of it, I can't pin them for the sake of the other "followers" that would not be able to get passed the bad stuff. So...my sisters and I screen shot most of them and text them to each other. Seriously, half of my texts from Bor especially are these ecards. We do it out and back all day. I LOVE IT!!! Most of them come through a "just the right time" and I love that my sisters are able to sense when I need a pick-me-up! 

At the risk of being "Rebecca Lynn-ed", I'll tell you my new favorite one. 
It said, "If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreio!"  bahahaha!!!

Ok, back to the story...Just the title alone should make you want to read it. If is called "The Fart That (Almost) Altered My Destiny." I mean, really, how could you not want to read that?!

Click the link (above) and enjoy!!

You're How Old?!

BL has overheard convos about us moving to our new place. The other day she asked me how we were getting settled and then gave me some tips about decorating using Goodwill and Yard Sales. After her HGTV Home Decorating Advice, she asked me, “How old are you? About 19? 21?” I mean, I know I look good and have aged with grace, but do I seriously look like I’m 19?! I haven’t been 19 in almost 10 years!!

One the girls from our downtown office came to help out today. She was having an issue with her allergies and one of her eyes was watering. She had a tissue that she was using to blot her eye. After showing BL something on her computer, she accidently left her tissue lying on the desk. BL asked, “Is that your tissue there? Do you need a clean one? That one probably has germs on it.” I’m sure that tissue had some germs on it, but I’m also sure that I wouldn’t have ever said anything like that!

Nurse BL shared with us that she takes Fish Oil tablets twice a day – morning and evening. She told us that it lubricates behind the eyes as well as other areas. I’m not sure about you, but I don’t what to know what “other areas” she was referring to!

When we first met BL, she mentioned that she was certified in Reflexology and does foot massages. Jokingly (since I HATE people touching my feet) I said, “Well, you won’t ever be messing with my feet.” She got really serious and said, “Oh, no, I can’t do that here. As long as I’m on hospital grounds, I am only doing hospital work. I know that I’ve got to keep those separate.”

Yesterday, she mentioned that before her car broke down, she rented a booth at the Jockey Lot and to do foot massages. That is wrong on so many levels!! I would not EVER want her to mess with my feet – even if I didn’t mind people touching my feet. I have also been to the Jockey Lot and wouldn’t want to touch anybody that shops there’s feet! If for no other reason, they have been walking around on those dirty floors probably for hours! UGH!!

Excuses, Excuses, Excuses

Yesterday was another BL day.

Based on all the car troubles from the previous weeks, we weren’t sure how she was going to get to work or if she was going to come, for that matter. Right around 11, however, I saw the Green Cube pulling up. The Employee Parking Lot by our office was full, so she had to park further away than normal. A few minutes later I saw BL walking across the parking lot. This time she wasn’t sporting the ole pink or flowered hat. Nope, she was under a bright green umbrella with her red suitcase trailing behind. Let me take this moment to point out – it was NOT raining. The sun was shining bright above. I’m guessing she was thinking A. her umbrella was a parasol and 2. people still carry parasols. Either way, both were false!

I’m not going to lie to you; I had a hard time yesterday with any amount of extra patience. Every time that we work together I hit my breaking point, but it seemed to break a little earlier than normal yesterday! Call me crazy, but I am not a huge fan of answering the SAME question OVER and OVER especially when I’ve told her to write it down in her handy dandy notebook! I’m also not a fan of her responses when I point out that she’s asking the same things over and over! When she gets overwhelmed or can tell that I’m frustrated with her, she’ll say one of two things EVERY TIME. A. “I just need to get something to eat. I’m so hungry that I can’t concentrate.” or 2. “I really need to go to the bathroom.” I’m not lying; I have heard both of those several times! Both have the same affect on me – they TICK me off!! Yesterday, I called her on both of them! Those are STUPID excuses that can EASILY be remedied! That should have nothing to do with your ability to work or remember something that we just talked about minutes before!!

Can’t you see why my patience dwindles so quickly?!

At the end of the day, one of the ladies that comes by a few times a week to pick up some paperwork stopped by. Her father recently passed away, and she was letting us know how her kids were doing since we all know them. BL looked at her and said that when she is sad or having a hard time, she always eats a Lindt Chocolate Bar and that makes everything better. Really, BL?! A candy bar is going to make the pain of losing a parent unexpectedly all better?! The lady kind of looked at her and said, “Um, yeah, I’ll have to keep that in mind,” and kept talking about the kids. BL said, “Yeah, Lindt, L-I-N-D-T. You can get a 95, 85 or even 65. They’re all good.” I’m thinking at this point that she was referring to the cocoa content, but I don’t think our friend caught on to that. BL went on to say that she couldn’t eat them very often because she would *holds hands out like a sumo wrestler while filling cheeks with air* swell up. As if she isn’t already “swelled up”!! 

Really, y’all?! Who does things like this?!

Well, that’s all I’ve got for today. I was unable to see much of what she did yesterday as comical since my patience was running low. Tomorrow should be a good day though! D is out of town (moving her baby boy into his college dorm *tear!). One of the girls from our “sister office” is coming to work with me. She will be working my job while I work D’s which means she will get stuck with BL in the afternoon. I will get to be D and look on while laughing! I kind of can’t wait!!

More stories to come…

Bag Lady Stories

Now for a few stories…

• The very first day that The Bag Lady worked with us, she took a potty break. Thankfully, I was in the back of the office when she came back to the front, so she confided all of this in D instead of me. She told D that she thought she had broken the toilet seat. Her stomach had been hurting since she was so nervous about her first day. After she lined the toilet seat with TP, she sat down, and *WOOSH*!! Something happened and she was pretty sure the seat was broken. She said that it was just nervous gas. (As in…her nervous gas was so strong it blew her sideways on the toilet, and she broke the lid. As in…no more going to the bathroom that afternoon!) It didn’t stop there…she then turned around and asked D to make sure she didn’t have TP hanging out of her pants. She said she had done that before and was really embarrassed so she always tries to get someone to check for her now. Keep in mind, this is the SECOND time that we have ever met her!!!

• There is a place during the registration process that asks if the patient has a Living Will. We have been told that it is more for inpatient registration than for outpatient, so we don’t have to ask our patients that question. Oh, no, not The Bag Lady. She thinks that because they talked about it in her training class that she HAS to ask EVERY SINGLE PERSON. Two situations in particular were quite hilarious. When she asked one man if he had a living will, he replied, “Yes, ma’am, I do. Do you have one?” The Bag Lady hung her head in shame then said, “No, Sir. I really need to take care of that though.” He got a big kick out of that! When she asked one lady about it, the lady asked what a Living Will was. At this point, most people would assume that if you didn’t know what it was, you probably didn’t have one. Again…not The Bag Lady. She looked this woman in the face and said (quite loudly, I might add), “If you were to die today in the clinic, do you have plans for that?” The lady looked A. Confused and 2. Terrified.  At this point, I stepped in, told the lady not to worry…we were not planning on anyone dying in our office and told BL =to put “No” in the slot. We have all tried to explain to her that it is not necessary to ask that question to the patients, but she still does it. We haven’t had any more “near death experiences” but it is still quite uncomfortable every time!

• One afternoon it was smoking hot in our office. Our vents are on the ceiling so I had to get our handy dandy stick to open it. After the air started flowing, The Bag Lady asked me if the cold air ever bothered my Arthritis. I said, “Huh?” She replied, “You know, when you get cold, does it hurt your joints?” I just looked back at her, I’m sure with a not so nice look on my face, and said, “Um, I don’t think so.” She then asked me if it started to bother her, could I just close it so the air didn’t blow on her. I just shook my head and said, “Sure.”

• The Bag Lady asked if David cooked dinner for me when he was off work. I laughed and told her, ”No”, and that I did most of the cooking. She asked me if I cooked a lot. I told her I did. Then she asked what was “on the menu” that night. When I told her Eggplant Parmesan, she said, “Wow! Y’all must eat really healthy!”…Yes, FRIED eggplant over PASTA is definitely HEALTHY!! I guess I do like her way of thinking!

•  Bag Lady told me about a friend of hers that had a 500lb pig named Honker. She said he was the sweetest pet pig. One day, he got too far in the pond while trying to cool off and couldn’t get out. Since he weighed 500lb no one was able to go in and get him. They just had to watch as he drowned. She said it was really hard on all of them. REALLY?!

•            On one of the first days that The Bag Lady was working with us, we were both working on our computers. This is the conversation…
  BL: “So, I click on this here, right?!”
  Me: “I’m working on something right now. If you’ll give me just a second I’ll help you.”
  BL: “And then I click on this, right?!”
  Me: “I’m almost finished. Give me just a second, and I’ll help you.”
  BL: “I click on this, right?!”
  Me (running out of patience): “Bag Lady, (That sounds funny! I really didn’t call her that, I called her by her real name, but the sake of this, there it is!) I am working on something right now. I will be glad to answer any of your questions if you will just give me a minute.”
  BL (looking shocked): “Oh! I wasn’t talking to you. I was just talking to myself out loud.”
  Me: *in my head* REALLY?!
  About half an hour later this conversation happened…
  BL: “I click on this here, right?!”
  Me: *silence*
  BL: “Right here, I click on this, right?!”
  Me: *silence*
  BL: *taps on my desk* “Um, I’m asking you something. Can you just look over here and help me?”
  Me (completely out of patience by this point): “Bag Lady, I’m having a really hard time distinguishing between when you are talking to me and talking to yourself!”
  BL: “Oh, I guess that is kind of confusing, huh?”

• I have (had) a purple pen. It is one of those sharpie like marker pens. When I know that someone is coming to work with us, I hide the pen behind some notes on my computer. I do this on Tuesdays and Thursdays also. Last week, The Bag Lady found said pen and started using it when I was at lunch. When I returned to my desk, she held up the pen and said, “I really like this pen. Is it yours?” In my head I’m thinking, “Seriously? Is it mine? Of course it is mine. You found it on my desk, hidden behind some papers!” Instead of saying all that, I just shook my head Yes. She said, “I’ve been using it on all my stuff. I think I’ll just use it today. That’s ok, right?” Really?! What was I going to do? I just rolled my eyes, shrugged and went about my business. This week, while on the phone with her supervisor, she found the pen again. She held it up and said, “I really like this pen. I’m just going to put it in my box. That’s ok, right? I just like whenever I write with it, it just POPS!” I just stared at her. “Is it yours?” Again…REALLY?! Is it mine?! I’m thinking I’m about to smack her! Not even trying to mask my frustration, I said, “Yes, it is mine, but do whatever you want with the pen. I don’t even care anymore.” She turned and put the pen in her box and carried on with her conversation.

• Speaking of phone conversations, one day she called a patient to get some information from her. First of all, she didn’t introduce herself as calling from the doctor’s office. She just said who she was like they were best friends. Then in mid sentence, we hear, “What’s that? Are those your dogs? Oh, how many do you have? What kind are they? I love dogs. I have some of my own. Oh, I just needed to get the fax number to your office so I can send that work note. Oh! Is everything ok? I hear them barking in the background. Are you alright? Ok, well, thanks for the number. I’ll send that over.”

Just Me?!

Is it just me or can anyone else relate to this?!

The other day when I was changing my clothes, I turned to David and said, "Did you know these are the underwear that I wore on our wedding day?!"

At first, this was a comforting thought - awe...what a super special day. Then, it was a discomforting thought - we have been married for almost 8 years and I still have these!

So I ask...is it just me or do some of y'all have unders from that long ago?!
(*please say you do, so I feel less awkward about this!!*)

Don't get me wrong...those aren't my only pair, and I've bought more since then. They are just good quality VS unders that are still in good condition - no holes, so rips, no fading, no stains.

J

It's ok to still wear unders from 8 years ago, right?!