Mad Lib - I Shot the Sheriff

I cannot believe we are already at the end of February!! Time really is FLYING BY!! At least we have an extra day this year...maybe that will make up for some of that "lost time"!! This Mad Libs thing has been a lot of work, but I thought it was pretty fun! Thanks to everyone that participated. I'll let you know if I decide to do this again in the future (**feedback is always appreciated**) Here is the last and final song - in honor of my dear hubby!! Some people had a hard time following directions, so there are some blanks in some of the stories - you can just make up some words as you read along! Enjoy... I Shot the Sheriff (Bob Marley) Mad Lib

I shot the _____, but I did not shoot the _____. I shot the _____, but I did not shoot the _____. All around in my home _____ They`re _____ to track me down. They say they want to bring me in _____ For the _____ of a _____, For the life of a _____. But I say: I shot the _____, but I swear it was in _____-defense. I shot the _____, and they say it is a _____ offense. _____ always _____ me; For what I don`t know. Every time that I plant a _____ He said, _____ it before it grows. He said, kill it before it _____. I say: I shot the _____, but I swear it was in _____-defense. I shot the _____, but I swear it was in _____-defense. _____came my way one _____ And I started out of _____. All of a sudden I see Aiming to _____ me down. So I _____,I him down. I say: I shot the _____, but I did not shoot the _____. I shot the _____, but I did not shoot the _____. _____ got the better of me And what is to be must _____. Every day the _____ goes to the well, But one day the _____ will drop out, Yes, one day the bottom will _____. But I say: I shot the _____, but I did not shoot the _____, oh no. I shot the _____, but I did not shoot the _____, oh no.  JACCI I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I did not shoot the PLUMBER. I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I did not shoot the PLUMBER. All around in my home BOY They`re WALKING to track me down. They say they want to bring me in BLUE For the TALKING of a PLUMBER, For the life of a PLUMBER. But I say: I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I swear it was in ROUND-defense. I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, and they say it is a FLUFFY offense. ALASKAN FISHERMAN JESUS always JUMPED me; For what I don`t know. Every time that I plant a CHOCOLATE CAKE He said, _____ it before it grows. He said, kill it before it PLAYS. I say: I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I swear it was in SHORT-defense. I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I swear it was in EEL-defense. GIRL came my way one TOE And I started out of BLUE. All of a sudden I see ALASKAN FISHERMMAN TOE Aiming to _____ me down. So I SCOOPED, I SCOOPED him down. I say: I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I did not shoot the PLUMBER. I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I did not shoot the PLUMBER. BOOKS got the better of me And what is to be must _____. Every day the HEAD goes to the well, But one day the EEL will drop out, Yes, one day the bottom will _____. But I say: I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I did not shoot the PLUMBER, oh no. I shot the ALASKAN FISHERMAN, but I did not shoot the PLUMBER, oh no. MIR I shot the FARMER, but I did not shoot the _____. I shot the FARMER, but I did not shoot the _____. All around in my home DOG They`re EATING to track me down. They say they want to bring me in HUGE For the WALKING of a _____, For the life of a _____. But I say: I shot the FARMER, but I swear it was in WEIRD-defense. I shot the FARMER, and they say it is a SLOW offense. FARMER MOTHER TERESA always TALKED me; For what I don`t know. Every time that I plant a CAKE He said, JUMP it before it grows. He said, kill it before it RUNS. I say: I shot the FARMER, but I swear it was in FAST-defense. I shot the FARMER, but I swear it was in MAN-defense. CAR came my way one GRASS And I started out of HUGE. All of a sudden I see FARMER GRASS Aiming to MOVE me down. So I SMACKED, I SMACKED him down. I say: I shot the FARMER, but I did not shoot the _____. I shot the FARMER, but I did not shoot the _____. FRIENDS got the better of me And what is to be must DANCE. Every day the STORE goes to the well, But one day the MAN will drop out, Yes, one day the bottom will DRIVE. But I say: I shot the FARMER, but I did not shoot the _____, oh no. I shot the FARMER, but I did not shoot the _____, oh no. BOR I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I did not shoot the MASSAGE THERAPIST. I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I did not shoot the MASSAGE THERAPIST. All around in my home COMPUTER They`re EATING to track me down. They say they want to bring me in HOT For the DRINKING of a MASSAGE THERAPIST, For the life of a MASSAGE THERAPIST. But I say: I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I swear it was in STEAMY-defense. I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, and they say it is a RED offense. NAIL TECHNICIAN GEORGE W. BUSH always TALKED me; For what I don`t know. Every time that I plant a BACON AND CHEESE BISCUIT He said, WROTE it before it grows. He said, kill it before it SITS. I say: I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I swear it was in CUTE-defense. I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I swear it was in BIRTHDAY-defense. PEN came my way one COFFEE And I started out of HOT. All of a sudden I see NAIL TECHNICIAN COFFEE Aiming to SAID me down. So I WRAPPED, I WRAPPED him down. I say: I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I did not shoot the MASSAGE THERAPIST. I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I did not shoot the MASSAGE THERAPIST. PHONES got the better of me And what is to be must SPOKE. Every day the POST IT goes to the well, But one day the BIRTHDAY will drop out, Yes, one day the bottom will LISTEN. But I say: I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I did not shoot the MASSAGE THERAPIST, oh no. I shot the NAIL TECHNICIAN, but I did not shoot the MASSAGE THERAPIST, oh no. D I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I did not shoot the WHALE WATCHER. I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I did not shoot the WHALE WATCHER. All around in my home CAR They`re CRASHING to track me down. They say they want to bring me in FLUFFY For the BOATING of a WHALE WATCHER, For the life of a WHALE WATCHER. But I say: I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I swear it was in GRAY-defense. I shot the CAB DRIVER, and they say it is a HUGE offense. CAB DRIVER ELVIS always STOPPED me; For what I don`t know. Every time that I plant a PORK CHOP He said, SING it before it grows. He said, kill it before it DRIVES I say: I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I swear it was in WIDE-defense. I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I swear it was in TRASH-defense. WHALE came my way one CITY And I started out of FLUFFY. All of a sudden I see CAB DRIVER CITY Aiming to RACE me down. So I STOPMED, I STOPMED him down. I say: I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I did not shoot the WHALE WATCHER. I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I did not shoot the WHALE WATCHER. BUILDINGS got the better of me And what is to be must CRY. Every day the BUS goes to the well, But one day the TRASH will drop out, Yes, one day the bottom will SLEEP. But I say: I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I did not shoot the WHALE WATCHER, oh no. I shot the CAB DRIVER, but I did not shoot the WHALE WATCHER, oh no.